Click to hear: Dumb! Meter Song
When I heard the news, I didn’t listen at all,
Until one day they installed it on my wall,
Well, I was mad, so I called on the phone
I said come on over, take it off of my home
It was a vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter,
A vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter
Vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter
Sure seems dumb to me.
They refused to listen to my pleading voice,
They said I had to have one, that I had no choice.
When my bill arrived it was ten times more!
I yelled and screamed and stomped on the floor!
It was a vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter,
A vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter
I don’t want one, radiatin smart meter
Sure seems dumb to me. (dumb meter)
My head was hurting, couldn’t sleep a wink
My ears were ringing, I could barely think,
Then my lights went out, my computer fried
That meter exploded and I almost died!
It was a vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter,
A vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter
We don’t want one, radiatin smart meter
Sure seems dumb to me. (stupid meter)
These meters aren’t safe, tell your PUC
Protect your health, money, and your privacy
Protect your family, your cats and dogs
Call the PUC, bring back the analogs!
It was a vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter,
A vibratin, pulsatin, radiatin smart meter
Bring back the analogs, safer than the dumb meters
Sure seems smarter to me.
(Lyrics by Sandi and Chris Maurer, Chris Maurer: guitar and vocals, Sandi and Anna Maurer: vocals. Sung to the tune of Purple People Eater)